Sneakers, Sports Bras, and Sephora ???

I belong to a gym and I love it (SHOCKING, I know)! I go to the women's club. I do not go to the "co-ed meat market." The male clerks there tend to ignore my Mom and me when we need something. I guess we are not young and glamorous enough.

I love the women's club! I never worry if my clothes are wrinkled, who is next to me, if my ponytail is off center, or if my shirt matches my shorts. Sometimes, I even roll out of bed, wash my face, and tumble into my favorite spinning class.

One would think all the women who come to this club have the same attitude I do. OH NO. It is hilarious to see how some women come to the gym. I especially love the women who come in full makeup! Who gets up at 7AM, puts on their make-up, matching pink juicy couture pants and comes to a women's spin class? Who are you trying to impress? Did you drive to the wrong gym? What is with the short pig tails and the hat you wear? And why is there always that one skinny bitch who insists on sitting right in front of me with just a pair of daisy dukes and a sports bra? I want to scream "Lady, look at yourself, you might be an exercise bulimic.. SEEK THERAPY IMMEDIATELY!"

So I ask all of you women ( and even men ) out there: Do you see this insanity? Do you ask yourself: Why?

I know, I do!!