Strange Things That Infomericals Say

Disclaimer: Not for the easily offended !

It is a typical Saturday evening. There is nothing on the t.v. (I am one of the few people left in the modern world that does not have cable.) I am flipping through the few channels I do have to see what I can watch. I happen to land on an informerical. For some reason, I feel the need to be entertained and stop channel surfing. Within minutes DH and I are rolling on the floor with laughter at what is being advertised.

There is a doctor telling his host how people are stressed, overweight, tired, edgy, sick, hyper, rash covered, head achy, acne prone, and feeling down right old because......... YOU GUESSED IT.... THE ARE FULL OF POOP!! I swear... I do not lie! This doctor was giving details of how he looked at his daughter's poop and noticed how different it was from his own. He began to wonder "Why doesn't my poop look like this?" Thus he began a quest to create a new product which my dear husband referred to as the "colon blow pill"

Our favorite part is the testimony of the users of this product. One woman actually said "She was tight until colon blow and then she became loose." I kid you not! Another man claimed "his whole insides became free." The doctor also said how long my poop should be and that I have 5 to 22 pounds of poop stuck inside of me. ICKY!!

I am still laughing hours later as I type this post! I think I better go see my doctor and ask if my colon needs a cleaning!

What is this world coming to?

P.S. I blame this silly post on the 4 hour killer test I had to take earlier on this beautiful, warm, sunny, summer day!